Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
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You slept on a pillow of digiorno
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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