please come you make the beer taste better
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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