So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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