i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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my god I love twenty year old dicks
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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