im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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