During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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