I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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