you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
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I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I'm really busy with my period
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