Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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