i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
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he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
When did angry sex become our thing?
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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