My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
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You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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