I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Fuck appropriateness.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Sorry about my life...
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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