I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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