flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
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I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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