I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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