I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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