I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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