He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
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I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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