There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
We are two peas in an std pod
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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