I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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