i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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