wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
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You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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