That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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