Me too!
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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