1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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