What tipped you off? The sombrero?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I have feelings that need drinking.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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