Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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