I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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His hands were made for my vagina.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
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I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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