oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
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I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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