My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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