Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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