i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
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I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
This toilet bowl is my home.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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