I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
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In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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