Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
It's Friday. Sex?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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