youre lurking in front of me
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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