do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I think i got beer on your cat.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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