I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Everything about him screamed your future.
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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