Don't you send me to vm
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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