She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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