Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
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I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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