this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Did you just see the Batmobile???
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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