How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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