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Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He passed out mid-signature
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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