Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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