You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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