I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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