They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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