u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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