Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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