I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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